I had quite a nice 2013, but I was contractually obliged to be mean about it for Channel 4 and Channel 5. You can catch up with them if you have nostalgia for George Michael jumping out on the M1 or ‘Dogging Tales’ and 10 hours to spare.

Also sorry if you watched with anyone who bought you Joop for Christmas after I called it ‘Febreeze for wanks’.

Also I do this…


So, there’s that.